💜 Not Bossy, Just Aggressively Helpful – Statement Tote Bag

Let’s get one thing straight—you’re not bossy. You’re just exceptionally efficient with flair. This tote brings bold energy and unapologetic charm to your everyday carry. Whether you're headed to the store, the office, or just out there micromanaging the universe with grace, this bag’s got your back (and your sass… we mean support).

Key Features You’ll Love:

• 💪 Durable 100% spun polyester fabric (translation: tough like you)
• 🧳 Available in 3 roomy sizes—because “just one more thing” is your lifestyle
• 🧵 Double-stitched seams + reinforced cotton handles = reliable and stylish
• 🎨 Eye-catching all-over design that says what you’re thinking (but prettier)
• 💼 Non-woven laminate interior for long-lasting fabulousness

Style Tip:
Pair it with a bold brow, your favorite planner, and that "I tried to be chill but you're doing it wrong" energy. 💅✨