Warning: This tee may cause uncontrollable smirks and witty comebacks. Featuring a sassy dragon with the cheeky phrase "Please Hold. Sarcasm Loading," this unisex heavy cotton tee is perfect for anyone who speaks fluent sarcasm and has the humor to match. 🐉💬
Made with 100% ethically grown US cotton, this shirt brings premium comfort to your sarcasm-filled days. The medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) is durable yet breathable, while the classic fit and crew neck design make it perfect for everything from running errands to ruling your lair. Plus, no side seams and a tear-away label mean zero distractions—just smooth, comfy vibes with a side of sass.
Key Features You'll Love: ✨ Snarky Design: Witty dragon graphic adds humor and personality to your wardrobe. ✨ All-Day Comfort: 100% ethically sourced cotton for softness and durability. ✨ Classic Fit: Relaxed and versatile, perfect for casual or semi-casual occasions. ✨ Eco-Conscious: Certified by Oeko-Tex & US Cotton Trust Protocol for sustainable production. ✨ No Itchy Interruptions: Seamless sides and a tear-away tag for max comfort.
Whether you're gifting it to your favorite sass-master or claiming it for yourself (because, obviously), this tee is a must-have for anyone who loves dragons and clever comebacks. 🐉🖤
